No Mas and Golf
Although not in my blogroll NO MAS is back and kicking. Large and I-Berg are BACK and writing good content again. I'm not sure what happened to that place but they went AWOL on me. Check out their line of shirts HERE. Funny...sometimes I see people wearing No Mas shirts around the city for they are sold at a lot of the cool B-Boy stores and I'm like, I know that shirt and who made it. I'm not getting paid to pimp their site, but I did want to say that these 2 guys break their ass to run their site and they also have cool films they shoot of local fighters so check it.On another note. I was trying to figure out who is going to be my GOLF partner for the Winter Gathering in Vegas this year. I went through the list:
Derek - Tons of magic tea on the golf course and if there is girls tons of checking out the ladies...because that is how we roll...don't see many girls on the golf course.
PaulyDrama - Tons of magic tea on the golf course, talking music, and of course Katie Holmes.
Al - I get the free limo ride to the golf course because that is how Al rolls. But then I would have to drink SoCo on the course for 18 holes.
Human Head - Hear about how smart his kid is the whole 18 and how the government is tracking our scores on the course.
BG - Probably food talk and how he's exploited at work.
Kat - Too much ass grabbing....haha!
Blood - Hey, Rooster, tell me how my biceps look when I swing.
Easycure and GCox - I'm so in love with my wife for 18 holes is nice and all...but ummm.
Geek and Proud and BiggestRon - Hey, we should go bowling after this game.
Waffles - Bad beat stories for 18 holes.
Grubby - Threes Company and stories of sitting eating all you can eat sushi for 4 hours then being asked to leave...I might like that.
LuckBox - Don't worry Rooster, we are 12 strokes back...but I'm the LuckBox, Baby! We will make it up on the back 9.
Donkey Puncher - Dude, when I was single I was the man...pifft!
Joe Speaker - AJ, Soccer and ladies over 40...hummm.
Otis - God doesn't like me for 18 holes might be tough.
G-Rob - Hey, how does my hair look when I swing...does if flap to the left or right?
Falstaff - Hey, do I look skinny when I swing? How much do you think we will lose if we walk the course?
F-Train - Listening to: Rooster, you suck at golf, I should have picked my girlfriend for 18 holes might be tough.
Pablo - How do you play soooted connectors, Rooster?
Daddy - CHORIZO!
Bobby Bracelet - Elizabeth for 18 holes will be tough.
Reslpsa - Law talk for 18 holes...ummm...errr.
Stevie The Bull (StB) - Old Milwaukee, Rooster...it doesn't get any better than this.
Fat Guy - Rooster, let me tell you how we do things down in Texas...Dear God.
So I thought and thought who I could shoot 18 with and possibly win. Everyone had their strong points, but when all was said and done I went with this guy:
I figure golfing with a MIDGET named IGGY would make for a good story later in life.
In closing, I don't have all the details for the golf tournament. I think Al is putting that together but I'm sure there is a Public Golf course that The Rooster and the Midget can crush. Also, I hope this is a team event if it's singles I'm going to be a donator.
posted by Joaquin "The Rooster" Ochoa @ 6:53 AM
8 Comments:
*gasp! There's such a thing as too much ass grabbing?!?!?
Blasphemy, I say!
Oh and there's also the fact that I have never played golf in my life *grin.
I have played Golf once. Bad Beat Golf Stories are the best "I hit the ball and it was flying and then out of nowhere this fucking seagull donkey came swooping down and hit my ball motherfucking seagulls"
I am deeply deeply saddened that you left me off this star studded list... wait, that's probably why...
What's it gonna take? A 300 yard drive? Fuck a duck.
Here I thought you knew how to identify A-listers, in fact you are the first and only A-Lister that I've ever met...
I threw the idea of a golf tournament out there and I think it's a great idea. If Al needs some help, I'm in for whatever.
You want me to RNG the team draw or rig that shit?
Inspired typo, Rooster! I'd reckon the No Mas guys are selling shirts, not shits...
And FYI, Irish Jim can hold a golf club - he even knows the correct end to hit the ball with...
Jim
Is there a set weekend yet for the winter gathering?
Oh come one, don't rush to a decision! You got more options...
You could choose me... ~and spend the 18 holes offending the cute beer cart girl(s) with persistent pick up lines, toking too many blunts, and having recurring prop bets over who's got the better gift of gab for impressing the ladies with their wit.
You could go with Schaubs... ~and spend the day being humbled by a golfer that actually knows what he's doing, and ya have to feel guilty over each of your own failed opportunities, while hearing about what was wrong with your technique after each imperfect swing.
You could go with BamBam... and spend 18 holes taking swigs of Scotch, and be forced to 'hug it out' in celebration of every shot sunk prior to triple bogey.
You could team with Dr. Chako,... and spend the entire golf outing answering repetitive questions about what all REALLY went down when his wife presented you with the trophy and congrats after your poker win last winter.
Anyway, you've still got months to think about it and plan, and lots of options... Don't rush to a decision too early.
If there are long drive contest involved, I'm your man.
the last time I golfed I was in Jamaica and there were cows and chickens and goats on the course. Strangely, no roosters.
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